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May 23Liked by Tuco's Child

Ha Ha - might as well have some fun with fake news

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May 27Liked by Tuco's Child

She’s spot on…it’s like we don’t need filthy polluting farmers…we can get it all from the grocery store.

And we don’t need fossil fuels, my bikes electric and power comes amazingly out of my wall…it’s incredible!

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just like that kid wondering why mom has no money. Just go get it at the bank!

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Thanks for stopping by Ingrid, subscription is appreciated too!

TC

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May 27·edited May 27Author

Thanks for stopping by Eric, I like how you think 💬 😂.

I am a new follower 👍👌

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AOC is a tribute to Ivy League’s affirmative action

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The Ivys are now a disgrace, ask me how I really feel later 🤮

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May 23Liked by Tuco's Child

My cats are smarter than AOC. And I have some pretty dumb cats.

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The ultimate DEI pick, it is hard to believe she actually attended Boston University and graduated cum laude with Bachelor of Arts degrees in Economics and International Relations!

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May 26Liked by Tuco's Child

Checking all the right boxes has its advantages in ivy league schools today.

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May 26·edited May 26Author

They ain't what they used to be. The Chinese PRC sends all their kids to the Ivys, throwing around alot of money to get them in. I think Xi daughter went to Princeton.

Trust me, I know. I went to one and now they are a disgrace.

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May 23Liked by Tuco's Child

Her "favors" likely won the day, as with Kameltoe.

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🤣

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in the meantime we have seen what is happening at the universities. Ah and yes, it is probably all multiple choice since no one can write anymore ! Always a good chance you guess right.

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May 26Liked by Tuco's Child

Ditch the felines and get you one of mans best friends instead.

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May 26Liked by Tuco's Child

I’ve lived vicariously through my boyfriend’s two Labradors. I love dogs but it’s a lot easier to me to travel and spend the night away from home with cats. Now that both of his dogs have crossed the rainbow bridge, he finally has to come down to my house to spend the night.

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the felines chose you Marty ! I got 3 of them. And one best friend, a beagle mix, snoring at my feet right now

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I think this is a joke. But maybe not.

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May 28·edited May 28Author

Exactly.

Welcome aboard!

TC

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May 23Liked by Tuco's Child

I want to know who her handlers are -

but she is so smart..... so right ... so confident.... so dangerous... don't you know...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms-vVR7o-nM

scary stuff to think this is leading our country! It will be into oblivion, or the hands of the east and she is too stupid to realize she won't get a seat at the table!

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AOC makes it to easy to mock. She needs a blonde wig and then she would be the perfect blonde bimbo

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just like most of California, where truckers can not stay overnight. you got to get your truck there at 3 in the morning or so, quickly get your business done, so you can escape before hell breaks lose. Or else unload in the heat of day and suffocate while trying to escape in the evening. Ex was a trucker.

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Thanks for the inside info on trucking and the People's Republic!

The red tape, logs, and fuel costs make so difficult to truck in California as I hear it.

Thanks for stopping by and your comments.

TC

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May 26Liked by Tuco's Child

Loved the 'They want to date me' reference to Horsey Face. I have encountered many truck drivers during my nomadic career in construction. Some are dangerous, as a result of inexperience, but for the most part do a good job avoiding gruesome accidents of passenger vehicle compactions with soccer mom vans full of screen gazing, squirrel hunting vanload of kids trying to find the button to operate their all the bells and whistles hidden somewhere on the dash of their mobile living rooms masquerading as mechanical conveyances. This distracts them from repeatedly asking: Why aren't we there yet?"

AOC deserves to be on a diet of say, boiled Cabbage and unsalted crackers that I am sure some folks are pleased to have, instead of the door dash fare that keeps s hole through her, and does not deserve one more reference within this post.

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Well said Marty 😂, you should fire up your own Substack with some more nuggets!

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May 27Liked by Tuco's Child

Sorry, the term horsey face is already taken…that appendage is owned and trademarked by the hideous, toxic and vile Jacinda Ardern (ex -thank God -Pm of New Zealand).

However, Zebra face, Mule face and Donkey face are still available for use…fill ya boots mate!

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